Sleep sounds that never repeat.

Relax B*tch makes a warm, slow ambient sound for naps, sleep and quiet time. It is generated live on your phone, so it never loops. Set the timer, lock the screen, and let it fade you out.

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Free for iPhone and iPad. No ads, no tracking.

The Listen screen: a glowing sigil traced over a synthwave sun, C sharp major 9, a 30 minute sleep timer ending in 28:09, and the Stop button.
What it does

Set it, lock it, and sleep.

Sleep timer

Fifteen minutes to eight hours. A gradual wind-down fades the sound out instead of cutting it off.

Plays when locked

Keeps playing with the screen locked and the silent switch on. One big Play button on a calm, dark screen.

Never loops

Six soft voices drift between two chords, made live on the device, so the sound never repeats. Everything bright or sharp is filtered away.

Seven states

Naptime is the pad alone. The others add a binaural layer at delta, theta or alpha rates, or tune to the 7.83 Hz Schumann frequency.

Thirty controls

Harmony, Tone, Motion, Space and Narration, each control with a plain-English explanation. Tap any number to type an exact value.

Narration mode

Clears a pocket in the sound for a voice, so it sits under a guided meditation or an audiobook.

A drawing that breathes

Spinning circles trace a sigil, a classic shape, or your own drawing, text or image. The line takes the chord's colour and fades as the timer winds down.

Export

Save the sound as MP3 or WAV, up to hours long, then keep it in Files or AirDrop it.

Seven states

Pick how deep you want to go.

Each state is a starting point you can fine-tune. The binaural states need headphones. The research on binaural beats is mixed, and the app says so: it makes the tones accurately and makes no medical claims.

The app

Four tabs, one Play button.

The Sounds tab: seven state cards, Drifting off selected at Theta 5 Hz, and the fine-tune list below.
SoundsPick a state, then fine-tune it.
The Visual tab: sigil, drawing pace, circles, stack depth, palette and glow controls.
VisualShape the drawing that moves with the music.
The sleep timer sheet: a 30 minute timer with a 5 minute wind-down.
Sleep timerSet the length and the wind-down.
Privacy

Nothing leaves your phone.

No account, no ads, no analytics, no tracking, and no internet needed. The sound and the drawing are made on your device, and the app makes no network connections. Read the privacy policy.

Support

Questions, bugs or ideas.

Email me. Say which iPhone or iPad you have and what you were doing, and I'll answer within two working days.

ariel@agor.me

Does it keep playing with the phone locked?

Yes, and with the silent switch on. Use the sleep timer to stop it.

Do I need headphones?

Only for the binaural states (Deep sleep, Drifting off, Trance induction, Open meditation, Calm focus). Naptime and Earth resonance sound right on a speaker.

Do binaural beats work?

The research is mixed. The app makes the tones accurately; it makes no medical claim. It is not a treatment for any sleep disorder.

How do I save a recording?

More, then Export. When the file is ready the share sheet opens: Save to Files, AirDrop, or another app.

Does it need the internet?

No. Everything runs on the device.

Where are the terms?

The app collects nothing. Read the privacy policy and the terms of use.

Download

Get Relax B*tch.

Free on the App Store, for iPhone and iPad.

Download on the App Store